Updated: Aug 5
You’ve heard of bitcoin. You’ve heard of dogecoin. You’ve heard of V-bucks, robux, dolla bills. But now? Now is the era of Ushbucks.
Last week Usher was visiting a strip club in Las Vegas, having the time of his life. Tossing around money like that girl he gave herpes to and then beat up. The strippers were having time of their lives, shaking their plastic asses while being showered in big bills. However, they soon came to the realization that they were not being showered with U.S currency, but with Ushbucks; a currency as irrelevant and useless as the guy who made it.
Classy stripper and Instagram mogul Beel0ove posted her outrage with Usher on her Instagram story, essentially calling him out for his conduct. He tossed 100s, 50s, 20s, 10s, all in the form of Ushbucks. But…get this. They had no real trade in value. Any rational man would take the strippers side here, right? Well, that’s exactly what happened. To no surprise, Twitter came quick and crazy with the memes.
21 Savage even got in on the Ushbuck hype.
But wait! It turns out you can’t believe everything a person chasing clout and stardom has to say. Usher had supposedly tipped incredibly generously according to the manager, and even left a “generous tip” for the staff.
So, in the end, Usher was throwing hella buck and hella Ushbuck, double Jeopardy. However, a girl saw his name and an opportunity to blow up and she just jumped right on it. Usher, don’t know what you’ve been up to the last 8 years, but I’m glad it’s not throwing Ushbuck at strippers and dipping off the scene.